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  • IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME FOR A BEER
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  • I DON'T DO WINTER.
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  • LAST YEAR I ASKED SANTA FOR THE SEXIEST PERSON EVER FOR CHRISTMAS. I WOKE UP IN A BOX.
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  • BAH, HUMBUG!
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  • YOUR SECRET SANTA HATES YOU
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  • Dear Santa, yeah I was naughty this year and it was worth it. You fat judgmental bastard.
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  • Lets lie in the snow and pretend it's cocaine.
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  • It's too cold for this shit!
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  • ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BIG BOOTY HOE
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  • JOLLY AND DRUNK FOR CHRISTMAS
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  • Cinna told me to wear this
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  • I LIKE TO PARTY AND BY PARTY I MEAN TAKE NAPS.
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  • COFFEE BEFORE TALKIE
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  • My Husband's Wife Is Freaking Awesome. True Story.
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  • PAIN IS ONLY WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY
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  • Jennifer Lawrence is my patronus
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  • I Jerked Off To Your Facebook Pics.
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  • SCIENCE. Helps you prove others are dumb.
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  • You're a naughty boy, go to my room.
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  • I love soccer moms!
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  • NEVER TRUST AN ATOM. THEY MAKE EVERYTHING UP.
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  • Anything unrelated to elephant is irrelephant.
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  • i wasn't listening, so i'm going to smile, nod, and hope for the best
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  • Sorry, that wasn't an insult I was describing you.
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  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I've Got Alzheimer's, Cheese On Toast.
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  • Today I Am Mainly Being A Lazy Bastard
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits!
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  • You Look Tired? Let Me Hold Your Boobs For You!
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  • Before you explain to me what i've done wrong, you have to realise I don't give a shit.
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  • I Dream Of A Better World Where Chickens Can Cross The Road Without Having Their Motives Questioned.
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  • You Will Never Guess My Secret Identity.
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  • That's not a camel's toe. That's a moose's knuckle!
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  • Aberzombie & Bitch
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  • My Wife Says I Don't Listen (Or Something Like That)
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  • The Past, The Present, And The Future, Walk Into A Bar. It Was Tense.
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  • Roses Are Red, Bacon Is Too, Poetry Is Hard, Bacon.
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  • DON'T GROW UP, IT'S A TRAP!
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  • I didn't choose awesome it chose me.
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  • The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it's hard to verify their authenticity - Abraham Lincoln
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  • If Found, Please Return To The Bar!
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  • I cun't believe you can sneak swearwords onto t-shits.
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  • You have the right to remain silent, it's just a pity you don't exercise it!
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  • Multitasking - The Ability To Ignore More Than One Person At The Same Time.
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  • Smoking weed affects your memory, it also affects your memory.
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  • JACK SHIT
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  • I find your lack of intelligence disturbing.
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  • How stupid can you be? It's a question, not a challenge!
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  • I may not be perfect but it scares me how close to it I am.
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  • I WORK OUT SO ZOMBIES WON'T CATCH ME.
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  • FRIDAY - My second favorite F Word.
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  • SINGLE...ISH
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  • Heavily medicated for your safety.
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  • A WEEKEND WASTED IS NEVER A WEEKEND WASTED.
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  • I steal forks from restaurants.
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  • hipster
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  • Nostalgia - It isn't what it used to be.
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  • Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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  • I'll Keep Pushing Your Buttons Until I Find The One That Says Mute.
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  • I'm sorry, you lost me at hello!
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  • Be genital with me.
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  • Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.
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  • Embarrassing my children. Just one more great service I offer.
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  • People hate when sentences don't end the way they... Monkey!
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  • SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO KILL THEM.
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  • I WOULD GIVE UP SMOKING BUT I'M NOT A QUITTER.
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  • I bet you don't recognize me without my cape.
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  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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  • Make little things count. Teach math to dwarfs.
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  • WHAT HAPPENS IN MY GARAGE, STAYS IN MY GARAGE!
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  • MOTORBOATING ENTHUSIAST
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  • I don't usually wears but when I do it's always this one.
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  • OLD AGE -  The first thing to go is your memory. The second thing to go is your memory.
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  • It's such a nice day please don't fuck it up.
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  • This came straight off the floordrobe.
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  • You still here? I see my ninja assassins have failed again.
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  • I'M FAR MORE CONTENT SINCE I STOPPED GIVING A FUCK!
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  • Telling my wife to calm down is like trying to shave a monkey.
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  • When I drink I like to slip into something more comfortable - like unconsciousness.
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  • BAD DECISIONS ALWAYS LEAD TO GOOD STORIES.
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  • 95% of people are stupid, good job I'm in the other 10%.
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  • BASS PLAYER
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  • THIS HAS BEEN TESTED ON ANIMALS
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  • WAS IT REALLY WORTH GETTING OUT OF BED FOR THIS SHIT?
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  • JAMAICAN ME CRAZY
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  • CHECK YOUR SELFIE BEFORE YOU WRECK YOUR SELFIE
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  • UNLESS YOUR NAME IS GOOGLE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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  • NO COFFEE NO WORKEE
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  • Money can't buy you happiness, but hookers and coke don't make me sad either.
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  • Relationships are like algebra, you look at your X and wonder Y.
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  • Single by choice, just not my choice.
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  • At least my bank balance makes me look like anager.
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  • You are Here
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  • Ready Willing Unable
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  • The first five days after the weekend are always the worst.
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  • PACK THE BAGS WE'RE GOING ON A GUILT TRIP.
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  • Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
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  • Women - never trust anything that bleeds for five days and still lives.
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  • I wish people would accept me for who I'm not.
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  • THE FIRST STEP IS TO ADMIT I'M NOT THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM.
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  • MY WALLET IS LIKE AN ONION EVERY TIME I OPEN IT I CRY.
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  • ONE ERECTION
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  • DON'T BE FOOLED BY MY PERSONALITY
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  • #FACEPALM
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  • THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE FASTER I RUN
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  • JUST ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I PRETEND TO BE.
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  • I'M NOT TOO PROUD TO ADMIT WHEN YOU'RE WRONG.
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  • WHAT'S THAT SMELL? IT'S ME, BECAUSE I'M THE SHIT.
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  • REAL MEN EAT ANYTHING.
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  • OMG WTF LOL
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  • I'M ONLY WEARING THIS BECAUSE IT PASSED THE SMELL TEST.
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  • Rumors sometimes they're just too good to bother checking facts.
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  • NEVER JUDGE A WOMAN BY HER PROFILE PICTURE.
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  • EAT IT, DON'T INSTAGRAM IT.
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  • NEVER TRUST A FORTUNE COOKIE.
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  • SO MANY WOMEN... SO LITTLE CONFIDENCE.
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  • I'VE GOT THAT FRIDAY FEELING
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  • Tie me up and spank me.
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  • THE WEEKEND BEGINS HERE.
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  • DECIMALS... WHAT'S THE POINT?
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  • FUCK MONDAYS
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